Welcome to my website! Gee willikers, it sure is swell of you to stop by!
Okay, enough of the sweet-as-pie, cheesy salesman crap.
I write young adult fiction. Let me rephrase that. I write REALISTIC young adult fiction. So if you have a problem with the real shit real teenagers do, you probably won’t like my books. But if you don’t have your head buried in the sand (or jammed up some other dark, smelly orifice), feel free to stick around and check out my website.
Okay, back to the cheesy salesman crap. I wrote a book. It’s called DEAR LIFE, YOU SUCK. In the interest of full disclosure, I feel obligated to mention that it contains profanity, fighting, religious irreverence, politically incorrect humor, drinking, and drugs. So if you have a Spastic Sphincter, you probably shouldn’t read it.
But seriously, thanks for stopping by. It sure is swell of you.
Scott